Friday, October 8, 2010

Umm....Toothpaste?

Umm so here are some flavors of toothpaste that are very scary and
some of them look really good so idk!


0 Mouth Gel1 Sweet Salt
2 Tropical Pineapple
3 Peppermint
4 Fresh Yogurt
5 Green Tea
6 Rose
7 Monkey Banana
8 Honey
9 Kiwi Fruit
10 Cafe au Lait
11 Plum
12 Fuji Apple
13 Vanilla
14 Indian Curry
15 Strawberry
16 California Orange
17 Kyoto Style Tea
18 White Peach
19 Japanese Plum
20 Lavender
21 Darjeeling Tea
22 Cinnamon
23 Grape
24 Lemon Tea
25 Bitter Chocolate
26 Blueberry
27 Caramel
28 L’Espresso
29 Grapefruit
30 Pumpkin Pudding
31 Cola

These are all japanese gtg to dance so enjoy your toothpaste!!! Brush them good!

bye from spazzy em

Monday, September 20, 2010

The Wonderful Snizzers of Snoz

Hi.

Like the title?

Ya. I know. Be jealous of my awesome title-making skills.

Heh. I'm a loser!

Yup. This is the pointless blog of spazziness.

Oh yeah.

JEALUS!

Ummmm.

That word should totally be illegal.

Anyway.

Would you like to hear about my day?

OK I'll tell you anyway.

I almost missed the bus but didn't.

Then I noticed I had one of those stickers that says like "Small small small" or something down
the leg.

Then I had a math quiz that I might've failed. OMG I'm so worried.

Then I got my social studies quiz that I didn't fail (Whew! That was a close one!)



NOW IT'S TIME TO SPAZZZZ!

Spazzzzzzzz! YAy!!!!! YAAAAYYYYY


im having issues im going to go get a split now so bye

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Chewyy!

Hey.

Hello.

Greetings.

Hey y'all cole slaw!!

Hehehe. That one will neva get old.

Umm.

I'm chewing watermelon gum!! Hehehehe.

CHEWY CHEW CHEW!

HEHEHEHE CHEWY CHEWY CHEWY

NOM NOM NOM NOM

CHEWYYY CHEWYY CHEWYY CHEW!

CHEW CHEW! CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHEW CHEW!

Uh. I think I'm having some issues right now.

Anyway. I'm going to watch Fred the movie!

HES MY SPAZZY IDOL!

Ya.

Yup.

Uh huh.

CHEWY CHEWY CHEWY CHEWY CHEWY CHEWY CHEWY

NOMMMMM!

WAHHAHAHHAHAH!

Er.

Spazz out cole slaw peeps,

BYEEE!

Saturday, September 18, 2010

T-SHIRT WAR!! (stop-motion music video)

That. Is. So. Awesome

Those dudes are awesome.

Go T-shirts!

Spazz out,

Emily

Totally

Hey y'all cole slaw!!

I saw that on a sign today while I was kayaking.

Kayaking was awesome.

It was kind of totally awesome.

Ya.

Totally.

Totally totally totally!

Umm.

What the ponytails! I can't break that habit!

Urgh.

Umm.

Ya. So.

It was epic! I saw a rolly poley bug thing that goes all rolly poley! And the ducks lost their heads! And I ate key lime cheesecake!!!

Uh huh. I know you're totally jealous.

Jealous! Jealous jealous jealous!


So ya. Yaaaa. Yup. Totally.




Err.

I'm gonna watch Daddy Daycare.

It's HILARIOUS!

Alison you are coming to my house on friday and we are going to awesome stuff like:

Getting a movie. Eating food. Eating more food. Eating candy. Being crazy. Staying up late.

And ya.


We are going to be spazzy.

SPAZZY!



And loud.


Tomorrow is going to be video day.
Every sunday I will post a video.
I know exactly what video I am going to post.
It is not going to be of me I don't think. Maybe


Lalala.

Well.

Gtg.

Spazz out,

Love Em.

P.S. SEE YA LATER, YA'LL COLE SLAW!

Friday, September 17, 2010

Ummm...

Hi.

This is my new blog.

New times call for new blogs. Right?

Umm.

Wouldn't it suck if I died right now and the last meaningful thing I said was umm?

So umm... (Geez Emily shut your face and stop saying umm!! Now!)

OK you know how people say shut your face up? I don't get it. How do you shut your face up???

Hmm. That's something to think about.

Anyway, this blog is going to be very spazzy. So watch out. Ya. Totally.


So. Seventh grade. Eww. It's gross.

And annoying.

And terrible.

Sometimes I just wanna stab myself with a pencil and die. (Yes, graphic, get over it.) Hehe. Aren't I nice?

Right now you may be wondering what the heck is the point of this? Why am I reading this pointless blog when I have better things to do?

If that's what you're thinking you should totally shut this computer and go do what you SHOULD be doing. If you're rational, you should go finish your homework or clean your room or feed your screaming child (assuming you have a kid, which you'd be WAY to old to be reading this blog plus you should have a life by now).

So go ahead. Log off. Shut down. You have better things to do.

For the rest of you who are still reading, you are just like me.

LET'S WASTE OUR LIVES TOGETHER! SPAZZ WITH ME!

SPAZZYSPAZZYSPAZZYSPAZZYSPAZZYSPAZZY

LALALALALA

YAY!


Spazz out,

<3 Emily

P.S. Spazzy spazzy spazzy spazzy
P.S.S. Spazzle!
P.S.S.S. Spaaaazzz!
P.S.S.S.S. I need to get a life.
P.S.S.S.S.S. You need to get a life too.